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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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block-swing-perry

going to the hydrogen bomb store there better not be any coughing babies

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>_>

<_<

hydrogen-bomb-store-deactivated

why are you in my store AGAIN? i've kicked you out FIVE TIMES!!! LEAVE

block-swing-perry

me or the baby? (please say baby please say baby please say baby)

hydrogen-bomb-store-deactivated

that's up to store management.

hydrogen-bomb-store-management

i apologize eh... *pulls down glasses* tumblr user block-swing-perry, but we are going to have to ask you to leave the store. we have you on record for threatening to set off one of our hydrogen bombs. multiple times.

hydrogen-bomb-store-management

also we are asking coughing-baby to leave the premises or else further and... *looks at bombs* more extreme measures will have to be taken.

hydrogen-bomb-store-management

you DARE enter our premises?

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block-swing-perry

Ok real shit that wasn’t me I swear

hydrogen-bomb-store-management

ah... so you mistake us as a FOOL tumblr user block-swing-perry. well, if i must say, you are highly mistaken, and it would be a horrible thing for you to try to deceive us again. do not underestimate us and how deep our knowledge runs, and do not attempt to escape the clutches of our justice by using your lying tongue to wriggle out of the situation that you have found yourself in. we know. we WILL rid of your presence from our store. there can ONLY BE ONE—

block-swing-perry

Unfortunately for you I got the vaccine

block-swing-perry

Against hydrogen bomb specifically

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devilswalkingstick

i think more characters should have canes actually. theyre cool. theyre sexy. they can have swords in them. they come in any color u want.

devilswalkingstick

alright I’m rbing to add onto this bc it’s getting way more attention than I ever expected and people seem to be more likely to check the rbs than the replies. plus I want people to be able to rb this version.

the point of this post is not swords. it is not how well someone can fight w a cane. the point is I want to see more disabled representation and I want to see characters who use canes and I want them to use them correctly and I want them to be just as fleshed out and interesting as their abled counterparts.

my cane user friend and I were talking abt sword canes just before I made the post so I tossed it in. I collect blades—knives, daggers, swords—and I’m also a disabled cane user who collects fancy canes. so I think combining the two is cool. I don’t even think they’d be good for self defense, I just think they’re a fun thing to show off to friends!

but this post has always, first and foremost, been abt mobility aids. this is abt being a young cane user who doesn’t see rep. I’d love to see highschool dramas where a character uses a cane but it’s not used to make u pity them, it’s just a regular part of their life. I wanna see fantasy cane users where the animal head handle speaks. I wanna see sci-fi cane users and cane users in romances and cane users in main roles.

I know abt canne de combat and bartitsu and the other fighting styles u can use a cane for. that’s never been what this post is abt. I just want to see myself in media.

devilswalkingstick

everyone who rbs this version gets a kiss on the forehead

everyone who rbs any version that makes my post entirely abt weapons while ignoring the mobility aid part owes me a kofi bc ik for sure there’s enough of yall for me to afford crutches

nerves-nebula
veradragonjedi

Question for the Acespecs of tumblr! please click the correct option below:

I am asexual but not aromantic

I am asexual and aromantic

I am not asexual but I am aromantic

I am somewhere else on the acespec/arospec (e.g. demisexual/demiromantic)

I am allosexual and alloromantic

I am questioning whether I am acespec/arospec

See Results

Reblogs would be super helpful as my polls don't usually get anywhere, and I'd like to reach the acespec peeps!

cannabiscomrade
cannabiscomrade

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

notepadcollective
notepadcollective

(Tw for ableism, meltdowns, elopement, etc.)

Hi, I am currently in an argument with someone in a comment section because they are saying that autism is not a disability. So I decided that I want to make a post about it, and thoroughly talk about it.

If you do not know me, hello. I am an autistic primarily nonspeaking teenager with mid-high support needs. I'm disabled.

I am honestly very tired of low support needs autistics saying that autism isnt disabling, because it very much is for me and a lot of other people. Just because your experience isnt the same as ours, doesn't cancel out our experience.

I will never live alone. I am a teenager who can not make food, or blow dry his own hair. My ability to use oral speech varies a lot, and when I can use it, I usually end up having severe meltdowns from it. I am in special ed. It hurts when I brush my hair. I have put myself in danger by running into the street. My emotions are extremely strong, so I often seem rude when I'm not, I just can't control the fact that when I feel something it's so incredibly strong that it hurts. I have little to no internal sensation. I could not bathe myself until I was 9 or ten, and even now I will not just go and take a shower myself; I need someone to tell me to, and I need a visual schedule to help me do so. And many more things.

The person's response was to then say that is not because I am autistic, that is because of the way mankind is. That my autism is not disabling, society is. And whilst I do agree that society is horrible to disabled people, and it would be much much easier to exist as a disabled person in this world if society was different, that doesn't change the fact that my autism is disabling. Me being nonspeaking is not because of society. Me being unable to care for myself is not because of society. Most of the things on that list are not because of society!

Just because low support needs people exist, does absolutely not give them the right to speak over us, and tell us what our experiences are or are not.

My autism is disabling. Listen to me. Listen to me. My life has been severely impacted because I am disabled. You can not sit there and tell me that me being unable to care for myself, and unable to live alone ever, isn't disabling, and that it's because of society.

I am disabled. Stop speaking over high support needs autistics.

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zombieshed

Stop scrolling!! Please read!

Alright, I wish I could find something for THIS year online, but I can’t. There are posters on Chicago for a protest for trans rights on MARCH 31st AT GRANT PARK.

It’s not like Chicago/Illinois needs this as bad as other states right now, but protesting is still important as long as it gets media coverage. This is just me trying to help make that happen. Please come out to support us if you live near, and boost this if you can’t. I’ll try to find the poster, i just forget where I was when I saw it.

Thanks y’all, and stay safe!